Room 101: Tommy Taylor – Sale hooker

1. The Kardashians
The Kardashian family seem to have been on every news item for the past year but for no good reason. They are probably the most famous family in the world – some reckon more famous than the Kennedys –and all because they have their own reality TV show. It’s not like they’re changing the world, is it? The other day I heard three girls in town discussing who their favourite family member is. Really?
TRP verdict: It may not give you a claim to fame but you’re in our Room 101.
2. Lateness
I’m pretty anal about being on time. I’d much rather be an hour early than a few minutes late and I struggle to sympathise with anyone who doesn’t have the same attitude. At Sale, Will Addison is one of the worst offenders. If you’re late for a team meeting you have to roll a dice with punishments ranging from a £100 fine to taking the interns out to Nandos. I’ve never been fined yet, and I want to keep it that way!
TRP verdict: You’ve clocked up your second successful entry
3. Small cars in car parks
I find it very frustrating when you think you can see a space ahead in a multi-storey car park only to find on closer inspection that a small car is in it, meaning you have to go  around in circles for another five minutes trying to find one that is genuinely free.
TRP verdict: Sorry, but you’ve clearly lost your Focus with this one.