Room 101: Topsy Ojo – London Irish wing

1. Crème brûlée
I'm quite a fussy eater – I know what I like and I like to stick to it. Every now and again though someone will persuade me to try something new, and nine times out of 10 I'll regret it – the most recent example being crème brûlée. Crème brûlée is effectively burnt custard, so what's there to like? In fact, I'm not much of a fan of many dairy-based desserts, yoghurt and cheesecake are also no-no's in my book. Give me a chocolate brownie any day.
TRP verdict: You can be like the cat that's got the crème brûlée, you're in.
2. Spiders
I'm no anachrophobic but spiders do bother me. If ever I see one in the house I can't relax until I've hunted it down. Trouble is they are elusive little creatures who normally escape under the skirting board or under an item of furniture before you can throw them out.
TRP verdict: You'll be climbing up walls next! That's 2 out of 2
3. Bad Drivers
The standard of driving in this country seems to be getting worse and worse – it's a wonder how some people pass their driving tests. It took me three attempts, but I only failed due to some minor faults when doing manouevres. People cutting you up and not indicating are two particularly annoying traits. Halani Aulika would get my vote for being the worst driver at Irish, he's a bit too heavy on the old accelerator for my liking.
TRP verdict: Park yourself up in Room 101