ROOM 101
THE SALE FC HOOKER TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND
1. Clubhouse pundits
You know the ones – the alickadoo who screams and shouts at the TV when a match is on in the clubhouse, berating players who’re playing at a much higher level than he’s ever achieved.
They clearly feel like they are entitled to do this because they have played the game – but that was 30-40 years ago when you were still allowed to jump on people on the floor and clear opponents out with your studs.
TRP VERDICT: For the use of the word alickadoo alone, it’s going in.
2. Inconsiderate dog owners
I always pick up after my beagle but sadly not every dog owner has the same attitude.
It’s pretty bad on the football fields near me, which isn’t great when you’ve got kids playing sport there. If you own a dog, it’s part of the job. If you’re not prepared to pick up their poo, don’t own one in the first place!
TRP VERDICT: Well done, you’ve scooped another entry.
3. Slow drivers
I drive a lot with my job for Walkers Crisps and I seem to encounter Sunday drivers every day of the week.
They break me! If it says 40mph, do 40 if it’s safe to do so, not dawdle along at 30. I try not to let it get to me but my Mrs does have to tell me to calm down sometimes if she’s in the car with me.
TRP VERDICT: It drives us mad, too.
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