CHRIS HEWETT
THINKING ALLOWED

Message from receptionist to doctor: “We have an invisible man in the waiting room.” Doctor to receptionist: “Tell him I can’t see him.”
It’s an old joke, so we must thank World Rugby, the non-governing governing body, for giving it a fresh twist. Game to NGGB: “A problem the size of a continent has just landed in our lap.” NGGB to game: “Pretend it’s invisible.”
The problem is as follows: Uini Atonio, Georges-Henri Colombe, Emmanuel Meafou, Romain Taofifenua and his “little” brother Sebastien are the polar opposite of invisible. Rather, they would be the hu...