March is not the cruellest month, as every student of 20th Century poetry knows, but it may be the most unfathomable.
Among the sporting questions you never expected to be asking as February drew to a close – Are there really three dozen English footballers better than Trent Alexander-Arnold?
How shambolic does an Ashes series need to be before someone gets the bullet?
How did Morocco win the Africa Cup of Nations when they lost? – Is this ticklish little brainteaser from the union parish: Is Steve Tandy in a happier place than Steve Borthwick?
Time flies

Time flies and the wheels of the...