ALEX RAYMENT

ROOM 101

THE BISHOP'S STORTFORD HOOKER TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND

1. Sav-ing-non!

Sauvignon Blanc is one of the most popular wines out there but it's amazing the amount of You might as well play full contact in training as everyone's opinion of how hard to go is differ- people who mispronounce it, Sav-ing-Non. They're either not willing to attempt to say it correctly, or try to but just have no idea and end up sounding like Del Boy off Only Fool's and Horses.

TRP VERDICT: You've got every right to W(h)ine!

2. Shoulder on touch

ent. People either go full out and lads get offended when you tackle them hard or you think you've made a good contact, when in reality you've barely touched them, and they keep on running.

TRP VERDICT: You're being too touchy now!

3. Phone ghosts

There is nothing worse than when someone calls you but you can't answer – because you were on another call or doing something else – and when you ring that person back, they don't pick up, even if time has barely elapsed between calls. It just doesn't make any sense. How can someone suddenly be too busy to answer the phone 30 seconds after they've rang you?

TRP VERDICT: Dial 1 for Room 101.