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THE HOOKER TAKES US THROUGH HIS PET HATES FROM THE RUGBY WORLD AND BEYOND

1. Cold pizza

After a game we'll quite often get the pizzas in and some of the boys will take what's left home with them to eat later that night or put in the fridge and have in the morning.

Personally, I don't know how that would be enjoyable, I only like pizza when the cheese is nice and melted and bubbling away on top. Cold ham and pineapple pizza is the worst of the lot. Fruit as a topping is a definite no-no!

TRP VERDICT: Sorry, you've missed out on a slice of the action, in our opinion pizza becomes even more flavoursome when it's cold.

2. Soft apples

There's nothing worse than when you look forward to that first bite of an apple only to discover to your horror, that it's soft and mushy. I'm a big fan of Pink Ladies, they are nice and crisp and juicy.

TRP VERDICT: You'll be tinkled pink, then, to know this is going in.

3. Stepping in dog poo

I've got a couple of Hungarian Vizslas. The puppy tends to be pretty indiscriminate as to where it does its business and I'm regularly stepping in its mess whenever I venture outside in the dark. For a while you wonder what the smell is and where it is coming from, then you have that horrible realisation that it's on the bottom of your shoe.

TRP VERDICT: It may be no consolation, but you've scooped a second entry

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