Room 101: Ricky Andrew – Nottingham full-back

1. Donald Trump
Definitely not a person for this era with his outdated views and comb-over hair. Like many people I disagree entirely with his views and I dread to think what would happen to the world if America was crazy enough to vote him in as president. I don't understand why the US public don't see him for what he is – a complete numpty.
TRP verdict: Like it! You've played your Trump card already.
2. Mauls
As an outside back I'm completely fed up with watching rolling mauls; this league is dominated by them. Our No.8 Paul Grant is top try-scorer in the Championship, and it's not right that a back-rower is taking all the glory away from us backs! Most of his tries have been scored off the back of driven mauls; it's seen as an easy five points in this league.
TRP verdict: Never mind Paul Grant, Hugh Grant could probably score from that distance.
3. Cats
I'm not allergic to cats, it's just that we're dog lovers in our family. We've got two Labradors back at home and my brother, who plays for Ulster, has a Puggle – a cross between a Pug and a Beagle. Cats just don't give out any love and are very sneaky. It's all take and no give with them.
TRP verdict: We're feline generous, get yourself into Room 101.