Room 101: Chris Walker – Yorkshire Carnegie flanker

1. Man buns
Man buns’ otherwise known as ‘top knots’ are horrendous and have no place in society. I’m not the king of fashion by any means but how can anyone justify a look that’s so unfinished? Our prop Lee Imiolek tried one once but it lasted barely seconds before he shaved it off as everyone got stuck into him so badly. That said, Lee gets stick for lots of things because he is generally such a funny guy.
TRP verdict: Agreed. They should put anyone who dares grow one under locks and key.
2. Social media moaners
I don’t tend to go on social media that much anymore because I don’t think I’ve got anything interesting to say! However, on the occasions I do look on twitter it’s annoying to read negative posts. Social media moaners don’t bring anything to the table, they just sap energy. Take note Harry Leonard!
TRP verdict: So you won’t have any complaints about this being left out then?
3. Parking charges
I come from out in the sticks where you could park a tractor in the High Street and nobody would bat an eyelid. Going into Leeds for shopping is a different story though. It’s probably cheaper to get a taxi in and out of town from where I live than to pay the astronomical charges. Five hours in Leeds City Centre can cost you an arm and a leg. Car park owners must make a fortune but I suppose they can get away with it because people keep going back.
TRP verdict: The wheels of fortune are with you; you’re in.