Room 101: Kai Horstmann – Exeter back rown

1. Kids toys
I've got nothing against kids toys, just the pain they cause when you tread on them inadvertently when you get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night. As anyone with kids will tell you it is impossible to keep the floor space totally clear of clutter, no matter how hard you try and I've lost count of the number of times I've been doubled over in pain after standing on a metal train or an upside down Lego brick, which is on a par with standing on a plug.
TRP verdict: Now, now… there's no need to throw your toys out of the pram. You shouldn't have such big feet. You're out.
2. Spitting
Exeter is a great spot to live, it's very genteel and people generally behave really well. Thankfully, like when I was in Worcester, I've never witnessed anyone spitting in the street, which is one of my pet hates. It happens in other places, though, and nothing can ruin a mood more than when you're out and about and someone decides to let a big greenie fly through the air accompanied by the most unpleasant of noises. The only place spitting should be allowed is when you're swilling your mouth out at the dentist's or when you're playing sport (but not at each other, obviously!).
TRP verdict:  Spitting mad? You bet. You're in.
3. Bad mannered motorists
It really irritates me when you go out of your way to let someone out or when you pull in to let someone through and they don't acknowledge you or say thank you. Manners cost nothing and that should apply to all walks of life.
TRP verdict:  Pull off the road to hell and into Room 101.