Dream Team: Andrew Fenby – Saracens wing

1. Pete Edwards – ‘The Meat' is a late comer to the game, turning pro at 28 at the Scarlets. But he's one of the best ruck inspectors out there. Great teeth too!
2. Ken Owens – He was 22 going on 54 when I played with him, but the Sheriff of Carmarthen loves nothing more than a lock in in the local for a sing along.
3. Rhys Thomas – Scored an unusual number of tries for a prop and had plenty of unusual celebrations. A heart attack during a fat burning bike session cut his career short but he still gets my call.
4. Dom Day – The surfing giant from Pembroke. With a season spent in Japan and a celebrity girlfriend, he brings the international appeal and a load of paparazzi to get my all star team onto the Daily Mail website.
5. Nic Rouse – Despite having the rig of a melted wheeley bin, his engine was like no other and he would always be top of work rate charts.
6. Jebb Sinclair – Loves the trash talk on and off the pitch and one of the best MCs going for the bus journey home!
7. Conor Gilsenan – Never a dull moment with Gilly, once he hits the dance floor you'll know about it, his clothes will probably hit you in the face shortly after.
8. Rob McCusker – My fellow Gog will always have your back.  Questionable dress sense always put a smile on the boys, his rainbow jumper has gone down in legend.
9. Darren Allinson – An attacking No.9 with a great left peg. With his OCD, Daz loves nothing more than buying a huge round of drinks and meticulously lining them up for the boys to enjoy.
10. Rhys Priestland – The silent assassin. He may seem like the quieter one but get this guy a few WKDs and he'll be the last one to leave the party.
11. Liam Williams – He couldn't stop a pig in an alley way but don't let his bowed legs fool you. Sanjay only ever gives 100 per cent.
12. Shane Geraghty – Shane loves nothing more than playing with the odds. You'll find him at the bar offering rock, paper, scissors for the next round.
13. Jon Davies – Hardly on the dance floor but it's his obsession with sparklers and ice fountains that will see him ordering the longest champagne train possible. You'll never go thirsty with Fox in your team!
14. Alex Lewington – Took him under my wing at Irish. Can score a try from nothing and taken over my role leading the London Irish Social Committee. Also credited with creating the song sung after every win.
15. Morgan Stoddart – A strong runner unlucky to have his career end early after breaking his leg. With quick wit and a sharp tongue, he'll keep all the egos in check. Don't leave your drink near him as you never know what'll end up in it!